How Memorizing "$19.05" Can Help You Outsmart the MTA

iquantny:

We’ve all been there. The train is coming into the station, and you grab your MetroCard and quickly try and swipe it at a turnstile.

"Please Swipe Again". "Please Swipe Again". "Insufficient Fare".

The last two words are killer. You think to yourself “I swear I had a balance on this card”….

Wut

Not sure why I still have a tumblr

arbitrary-sprig:

walkingdeadamc:

…Who will arrive? #Terminus

Ahhhh few more minutes :O

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avatarjason:

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

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